HAPPY 40TH BIRTHDAY to the only man who sold me for a fez, left me for 'dead' at Brighton Beach, successfully dutch ovened me while I'm sober, cleaned sick out of my hair when I'm not, carried a mattress and box-spring up the steps of my fucking dodgy 5th-floor flat, given me jobs when I was broke, fired me for the 'right reasons', made spag hoops ( Read more... )

If you see this face today:


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I am so tired I just forgot what day it was for a few hours. That might have also been that last smoke we just had...because I'm also not sure if I was just talking to the dog or to Del. Or if there was any noticeable difference. Hm. This weekend has been legendary! Today was a painful one, but has ended in Mystery Science Theater-marathoning and ( Read more... )

uuuugh laughing so hard i might vommmm every time. how does it never get old?! caaaaaakes and naners. <####333333

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I think Nanerpus iss my sprit animal. come in here, bring me a snack now I'm hungry.

Since Stitch has *amaaaazingly* agreed to play nice with us for the next few weeks and help us out, I can stop doing my grumblebutt impression and get on with one of my most (recurring) and important holidays of the yeaaar APE BIRTHDAYYYYYY.

Jon I can hear you two are on a 'very important call' in there...but can I get budget approval for this stuff ( Read more... )